Fun fact: I was valedictorian of the basic weekend seminar I took at Oaksterdam. They gave me a certificate and a sweatshirt, which often elicits interesting reactions when I wear it — like the waiter in Big Sur who complimented the sweatshirt and then pointedly complained about how difficult it is to find quality cannabis in Monterey County while making intense and significant eye contact.

Anyway, I would like to go see this movie on 4/20, but who knows if I’ll be adequately motivated to BART to Oakland. It’s ridiculous that it isn’t playing in San Francisco. Someone should really do something about that.